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Pimpdaddy: Welcome to the PoliticalWhore.com brothel Jack. Is it OK if I call you Jack?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: So what do you believe is your greatest accomplishment as mayor of Toledo?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzz, zzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: That’s quite an accomplishment. I see you are a big dreamer.
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: What about job creation and unemployment in Toledo?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: Do you think that Carty Finkbeiner being white and of German heritage had anything to do with the NAZI riots in North Toledo?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: ZZZZZZZZ! Zzzzzz. Zzz. Z.
Pimpdaddy: Well that does seem obvious now that you mention it.
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzz.
Pimpdaddy: What about the allegations of special treatment given to Jimmy Jackson and the Steam Plant project?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: Why did you vote to increase Toledoan’s electric rates?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: So having taken campaign donations from First Energy had nothing to do with your decision to place the tie-breaking vote to raise our electric rates?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzz. Zzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: So I suppose you wish that you had donations from Columbia Energy too?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzz/
Pimpdaddy: Is it true you intend to revive “black night†and “white night†at Southwyck mall as means to increase mall traffic?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzz. Zzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: Yeah, that does sound like a dumb idea.
Pimpdaddy: Would you consider a cage match death fight with Carty Finkbeiner?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: So you consider Carty Finkbeiner to be an honorable adversary?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: ZZZZZZ. Zzzzz. Zzzzzz. ZZZZZ!
Pimpdaddy: What about the so called “Marina District�
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzz “zzzzzzz†zzzz, zzzzzzzzzz zzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: How many firefighters and police do you intend to layoff after the election�
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzz.
Pimpdaddy: And garbage and refuse services will be increased by how much?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzz.
Pimpdaddy: Will that include the extra costs in removing Frank Szollosi’s campaign signs?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zz.
Pimpdaddy: What’s your stance on the proposed Technology Corridor?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: I thought you might say that.
Pimpdaddy: Any last words?
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: ZZZzzzzzzz.
Pimpdaddy: Goodnight Mayor.
Toledo Mayor Jack Ford: Zzzzzzz. Zzzzzz zzzz zzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz. Zzzzzz zzzz zzzzz zzzzzz.
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November 5th, 2005 at 9:20 pm
Wow, that had to have been the first interview he didn’t mention a
coffee cup….
November 5th, 2005 at 10:03 pm
Jack is sticking with decaf in order to calm his nerves. He wouldn’t want to blow up in the last few days. After all he needs his beauty sleep. It’s exhausting being so elegant.
November 7th, 2005 at 12:18 am
It had to have been frustrating for him to try that hard to try to make Carty
lose his cool and have it not happen.