Republican nominee for Vice-President, Sarah Palin,  discussed campaign strategy today at a press conference and exposed John McCain’s “shortcoming”. Palin stated that “McCain often acted like a bully because he was compensating for a small penis; a teeny tiny wiener”.

McCain stood silent and looked on in shame as Governor Palin went on to state that it was so small that McCain was “simply not capable of performing acts of negotiation or diplomacy with foreign leaders.” “Even North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il has a bigger pee-pee than Johnny Boy. How can we be a super power with “Little Johnny”? I’ll be in charge of foreign policy in this administration.”

John McCain is definitely hoping to tap Sarah Palin and do some serious backyard “drilling”. He may be asking Bob “Viagra” Dole for some help in the Energy Department if you know what I mean…

MTV interviews Republican Governor of Alaska and nominee for Vice-President Sarah Palin. In the interview she tells of how Ron Paul is “cool”, “He’s a good guy,” and, “He’s so independent. He’s independent of the party machine. I’m like, ‘Right on, so am I.’ ”

McCain isn’t even mentioned.

Craig Ferguson is proclaimed Honorary Citizen by Governor Sarah Palin. He then duly notes her “naughty librarian vibe”. Perhaps this is what attracted John McCain to chose Governor Palin to be his running mate?

“Not to be disrespectful of her sexiness, but she did say “succulent”…

Since the news broke about John McCains running mate, Governor Sarah Palin, rumors of nude photos of the VPILF have been circulating. We have obtained one of the nude photos. Not an exclusive but indeed nude.

More to come?

John McCain announced his choice for running mate Vice-President. McCain choice in the Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, was quite unexpected. Former President “BJ” Clinton endorsed McCain’s decision and said “Dang! she’s hot!“.

What most people don’t realize is that Governor Sarah Palin has quite a robust resume that includes beauty queen and hunter. She also co-starred in Adam Ant’s Goody Two Shoe video as the sexy reporter.

Another photo of Governor Palin…

Yet another…

And of course the video itself,

UPDATE: Breaking news of nude photos scandal is causing a rift in the Democrat party. Senator Ted Kennedy, Former Rep. Mel Reynolds, and even Rep. Barney Frank are considering switching teams and joining the Republican party.

John McCain is airing a new ad that slated just for today. In it McCain congratulates Obama on his nomination and calls a truce; for today.

The mainstream media talking heads applauded McCain and even called the ad “classy”. What? This is the most condescending political ad ever!

In typical frat boy style McCain reeks condescension and this ad illustrates it so well.

Well the word is out, Obama is no longer for change. That’s right, Obama has chosen the same old same old status quo of a corrupt Washington insider for his Vice-President running mate. Joe Biden hardly represents change. Plagirism and rascim are his forte’s, not change (not to mention beholden to the Military Industrial Complex). This however is not an endorsement of McCain.

It may actually be the smartest things she has ever said, Paris Hilton responds to McCain and Obama.