Cyanide and Happiness is a comic strip. Cyanide and Happiness is not PC. It seems to offend on an equal manifest basis though if that makes you “feel” better.

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Obama is standing up to Hillary’s character assassination attempts. Barrack looks like he’s not planning to become Hillary’s next Ron Brown; at least not without a fight.

It’s too bad that the average voter won’t get the “1984” reference. Orwellian is an apt description of the nightmare that would be a Hillary presidency and while the visual metaphor is nice, but most voters just aren’t educated enough to the issues that they vote on.

Here’s a clip from the Obama campaign.

I can’t wait until the next commercial staring Vince Foster!

The media has gone berserk over Hillary’s accent. Frankly I don’t get it. After all she is the former First Woman of Arkansas. Hillbilly accents are par for the course aren’t they?

She’s a smooth operator all right. She knows how to mask her real voice with an uppity Yankee accent when she’s up north. When she’s down south in the land of grits and hominy she slips back into her native tongue faster than a twister can knock down a trailer park.

No one complains about Bill’s white-trash, hilljack, cracker accent. Why complain about Hillary’s?

According to Petra Nestorova, owner of a Bulgarian brothel in Sofia, Global Warming is causing a shortage in prostitutes. Apparently, increased snow fall is driving the working girls up to the slopes where the après’ ski action is at.

Petra has been forced to fill (no pun intended, really!) her vacant positions with students. She also claims that they’re not as good as her elite girls. Damn you global warming!

Perhaps Al Gore can shoot a film in Bulgaria covering this? Maybe Gore could title it; “An Inconvenient Lay - Is it Hot in Here or Just Me?”

Umm, somewhat confused here… I thought global warming would cause snow shortages?