Hillary Clinton’s announced her bid for the office of Pope today. “Why shouldn’t there be a ‘Holy Mother’” asked Senator Clinton at a her news conference. I think the fact that I was not even considered shows the inherent male bias in our religious institutions. When it was pointed out by one reporter that Senator Clinton is a Baptist and not a member of the Catholic Church, she replied, “and your point is?”

A bit of humor submitted by a friend…

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

From the very same people who call George Bush a liar comes an announcement claiming that Iran has introduced an herbal remedy for AIDS.

The drug is named IMOD. We knew that Iran’s president Ahmadinejad was big fan of the iPod but never thought he would name an AIDS cure with something that sounds like an Apple product…

Sorry to be a skeptic but Iran claims to have made this breakthrough in only seven years of research. Maybe Ahmadinejad thinks that if he makes this wild claim that Bush won’t annihilate Iran for developing nuclear weapons and if he does that Iran can assert that it is Bush’s fault the “cure” was destroyed in the bombing raids?

I’m not making this up. Here is the official Iranian AIDS news release.

WSPD has won a PERMANENT Restraining Order against Toledo Mayor Carty Finkbeiner in Federal Court. The restraining sustains and confirms the previous temporary writ.
This is a victory for the Constitution, Free Speech, and all citizens of the United States.

Thanks once again to Kevin Milliken and all the rest at WSPD for standing up against tyranny and for our constitutional rights.

WSPD reports on the ruling.

So will this end the political arrogance of Mayor Carty Finkbeiner and his cronies? Sadly we doubt it.