Well those crazy California hippies are at it again. This time they are protesting the military presence in Iraq by promoting a “global orgasm”. The Global Consciousness Project is hoping that the population of the entire world will convene on December 22 and have a collective world orgasm.

This global circle jerk is a product of Donna Sheehan (no relation to peacenik hippy Cindy Sheehan) and Paul Reffell of GlobalOrgasm.org. While the notion of a collective gang bang may seem quite interesting, the site actually is a front for anti-American hippy protesters.

They link to a blatant anti-American (Yes, even anti-Democrat) website full of hatred, diatribe and rhetoric that claims that the whole world (except for Islam extremists, Hugo Chavez, and Fidel Castro of course) are plotting to invade Iran just to take over the oil fields. Sorry, but if the USA can’t pump a drop of oil from Iraq while trying to prevent an all out civil war, how are we to take on Iran at the same time?

The real questions are; If the entire world would partake in the global G-spot event;

1. Who’s going to watch the kids?
2. Won’t this cause a shortage of Astro-glide, KY, etc and drive up the cost of oil?
3. Who’s going to clean up the mess and what kind of environmental safeguards have been considered?
4. Aren’t the landfills already full of discarded condoms? Again, what kind of environmental safeguards have been considered?
5. Isn’t this just a thinly veiled corporate plot to boost the sales of Viagra?
6. Who’s going to watch the kids in September 2007?