Tedophiles, that is those who support Ted Strickland regardless of his controversial support of pedophilia, are still blindly support Ted Strickland.

Ted Strickland is in the limelight these days for his accused support of pedophilia. Seems that Ted voted in support of pedophilia in a 1999 House vote (HCR 107). To be clearer, he voted “present” rather for or against it. “Present” is simply a way of recording a non-vote or abstaining from taking a side.

It seems that a “present” in this case is rather odd. Pedophilia isn’t something that many of us ponder over. It’s pretty clear that most of our moral compasses are against sex with children. Even NAMBLA has come out in support of Strickland. Yech!

So go ahead and vote “present” in the Ohio Gubernatorial race by voting for Strickland. You too can be a Tedophile!

West Virginia State Senator Randy White, a Webster County Democrat, has been caught modeling paint. Yup, just paint. More specifically his nude body and paint covering it (along with two other men).

The real question here is why is Senator Randy White covered in paint? Was a moonshine bender to blame? Was he inspired by Mel Gibson? Moonshine and Mel…, now that’s a scary picture. Actually the picture of Randy White adorned in latex paint is far too nasty of an image even for Halloween! Senator White may be auditioning for the lead role in the Hillbilly Broadway play; “The Mark Foley Story”.

It seems like a natural fit; they both seem to have much in common. They both have a love of politics, secrets they would like to keep from their constituents and who knows what else? Oh, they both seem to have a “personal identification situation”. Foley likes to personally identify with young boys, drink too much, and dabble in politics when he’s not busy trolling My Space and Adult Friend Finder.

Well I’m starting to hear banjos. Time to run.

Candidate for the Ohio Supreme Court, Judge William O’Neill, today refused to accept an endorsement from the “so called” Toledo Blade. The judge refused the endorsement because of the unfair labor practices that the “Toledo Blade” is practicing against it employees.

The Toledo Blade, having abandoned its Toledo, Ohio roots, is managed from Pittsburgh. The Blade is infamous for meddling in local politics and working towards sabotaging any ideas, projects, businesses, candidates, politicians, private citizens, etc., that the management doesn’t agree with. Currently the Blade is refusing to negotiate with its labor unions and has locked out most all of their union employees.

It was because of this anti-employee stance that Judge William O’Neill today refused the Blades’ endorsement.

The judge also pledges to take “No Money, from No Body”.

Toledo Mayor Carty Finkbeiner, famous for his “golden shower“, erected a new sign over I-75 to advertise to the world that he is now longer in the closet about his pride in Toledo.

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Kenneth Kahn, aka “Kenny the Clown” is running for mayor of Alameda, California. He is running against incumbent Beverly Johnson and City Councilman Doug deHaan.

Kenny the Clown is a graduate of UC Berkley so it would seem that he has all the right stuff to be a politician. Kahn hopes to join the ranks other famous clown politicians.

Our inside sources say that Kenneth was inspired by Ted Kennedy, Ted Stevens, and Carol Moseley-Braun and that they were his role models and inspiration for his ambition of becoming a clown.

Those are some big (and funny) shoes to fill. Good luck!

Charleston, South Carolina City Councilman Larry Shirley wants to sterilize bad parents. This comes after a gang of children robbed a video store at gunpoint. One of the bandits, a 9 year old, was returned to his mother and not charged because he was too young.

Larry Shirley wants to resurrect the practice of eugenics in order to intervene in the social decay of the natural selection process. So did Adolf Hitler. His program was considered “racial hygiene”. Well America also participated. In fact it was a practice that was upheld by the Supreme Court (Buck vs. Bell) and existed in the US until 1981.

On a similar note we practice a variation of this with certain sex offenders by requiring some of them to be chemically castrated.

Frankly we’d rather save the chemicals and use a more reliable method (a rusty, dull axe comes to mind) but since we can’t even seem to decide on what is or isn’t torture regarding terrorists, then how can we decide what is just punishment for rapists?

Perhaps Larry Shirley can suggest some sort of punishment for Congressman pedophile Mark Foley?

Let’s hear your suggestions for both Larry Shirley’s and Congressman Foley’s predicaments.