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The Revolution will not be televised… because the media is ignoring Ron Paul.

Even when Ron Paul is included in the Presidential debates he is treated differently. He is not given the same questions as the other “Media Approved Candidates”. Proof of this is the Florida debate. The very first question was asked and McCain, Romney, and Giuliani were allowed to respond. When it was Ron Paul’s turn, he was denied a chance to respond. The moderator just went to the next question rather than allow Ron Paul a chance to answer. Later in the so-called debate, a special question was directed to Ron Paul. The same question wasn’t even asked of the other candidates

Why has the media chosen to place Fred Thompson and Rudy “Benito” Giuliani in such high regard when their poll numbers, caucus and primary results, and delegate counts are far worse than Ron Paul’s? Thompson has received far more media attention by dropping out than Paul has gotten by his and second place achievements in Nevada and Louisiana. Not to mention how Paul received more votes in Michigan than Thompson and Giuliani combined. The media should treat all candidates equally and let the voters decide at the polls. Or perhaps the media is just another special interest group promoting their own chosen candidate? (That last sentence was intentionally facetious by the way.)

And speaking of the so-called “Debates”…regardless of who has broadcast the debates, these aren’t debates at all. How can they even be considered as such when the questions have typically been tailored to various candidates? A true debate would be centered on a single subject and the candidates would then actually debate the issue. Instead these so-called debates are nothing more than interviews. Interviews are fine and can be valuable but don’t confuse one for the other. An interview doesn’t require much intellectual horsepower. A true debate will expose much more about the parties involved. Interviews don’t have the same impact.

Let’s have the candidates debate a single topic for an hour or so. Then you will really see who has the real understanding and ability. Can you imagine Giuliani vs. Paul on the “War on Terror”? Hillary vs. Paul on Healthcare? Or McCain and Paul debating the economy?

McCain broke out his tap-dancing act at the Florida debate when Paul asked McCain about the President’s Working Group on Financial Markets. McCain looked confused and alarmed and went directly into a non-answer. He avoided answering Paul’s question and instead paid lip service to a laundry list of political cronies. Considering that McCain has plenty of experience in the US banking system (Keating 5, S&L crisis, fraud, corruption, etc…) you would think he could have given a better answer. Sad.

Brit Hume moderates what very well be the most thoughtful Presidential debate so far. Both Obama and Giuliani elaborate why they are the most qualified candidates.

Rudy offers compelling reasons why he is best qualified to personally hunt down Osama bin Laden and kill him with his own bare hands. Benito goes on to explain how he will rescue sub-prime mortgage “victims” and save the economy all in the first week of his regime.

Obama contrasts his views against Giuliani by essentially mocking Rudy’s failure to garner even 2% of the Republican primary votes so far. Barack then trash talks Rudy with a series of “Your Momma” jokes.

Brit Hume performs as expected.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

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Hillary Rodham Clinton blowing Barney Frank a kiss.

I’ve got an idea on how to get back at Bill…

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Hillary Rodham Clinton reminding Bill who owns what.

Hillary Rodham Clinton getting ideas about Obama

Hillary Rodham Clinton eats it

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Joe Biden, notorious plagiarist and Democratic Senator from Delaware, and presidential candidate, firmly stated his disapproval of the Clinton “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on gays in the military at the Democrat Presidential debate this past Monday.

Senator Biden responded to the question about support of Bill Clinton’s “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy by responding with this gem,

“Let me tell you something: Nobody asked anybody else whether they’re gay in those holes, those foxholes, number one. Number two, our allies - the British, the French, all our major allies - gays openly serve. I don’t know the last time an American soldier said to a backup from a Brit, ‘Hey, by the way, let me check, are you gay, you straight? This is ridiculous.”

Sorry Joe, your Freudian slip says volumes about you. So does your sorry ass history of plagiarism.

Obama is standing up to Hillary’s character assassination attempts. Barrack looks like he’s not planning to become Hillary’s next Ron Brown; at least not without a fight.

It’s too bad that the average voter won’t get the “1984” reference. Orwellian is an apt description of the nightmare that would be a Hillary presidency and while the visual metaphor is nice, but most voters just aren’t educated enough to the issues that they vote on.

Here’s a clip from the Obama campaign.

I can’t wait until the next commercial staring Vince Foster!

The media has gone berserk over Hillary’s accent. Frankly I don’t get it. After all she is the former First Woman of Arkansas. Hillbilly accents are par for the course aren’t they?

She’s a smooth operator all right. She knows how to mask her real voice with an uppity Yankee accent when she’s up north. When she’s down south in the land of grits and hominy she slips back into her native tongue faster than a twister can knock down a trailer park.

No one complains about Bill’s white-trash, hilljack, cracker accent. Why complain about Hillary’s?

Hillary Clinton’s announced her bid for the office of Pope today. “Why shouldn’t there be a ‘Holy Mother’” asked Senator Clinton at a her news conference. I think the fact that I was not even considered shows the inherent male bias in our religious institutions. When it was pointed out by one reporter that Senator Clinton is a Baptist and not a member of the Catholic Church, she replied, “and your point is?”

A bit of humor submitted by a friend…

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

Has anyone else noticed how Hillary Clinton and Ellen DeGeneres look like they could be relatives? Perhaps Hillary is Ellen’s sister or maybe her mother? Your thoughts?

Barack Hussein Obama admits to having done cocaine. Yes that’s right, leading presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama used coke. Obama admits to using cocaine as well as marijuana in is own book, In Dreams From My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance, by Barack Hussein Obama.

Apparently Barack dreams of cocaine. He probably wishes his father spent time in Columbia or Peru and not Kenya. Kenya isn’t known for cocaine after all.

It isn’t clear from media reports whether Obama snorted cocaine or free based it. It’s also not clear if he has a cocaine habit or if he’s moved on.

Given that the last Democrat president had also admitted to marijuana use this probably won’t hurt Obama. It could be said that the Obama’s admitted coke habit could harm him in the polls.

Unlike Marijuana, most American voters haven’t tried cocaine. Will the voters be ready to accept a coke head in the Oval office? Well there is an alleged precedent… It’s been reported that Bill Clinton liked to snort a few  plenty of lines at toga parties in Arkansas; enough to overdose and be taken to a Little Rock emergency room for treatment.

Don’t worry Obama, since he claimed to be America’s first black president and he used coke, Bill Clinton has cleared the road to the White House for you.

CNN or otherwise known as the Clinton News Network, raised the question that most Americans have been wondering ever since Saddam Hussein went off to play cards with Adolf, Josef, and Caligula.

Monday, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer asked of the whereabouts of Barack Hussein Obama. CNN pondered that Obama might be hiding out in an Al Qaeda safe house in Iraq.

This line of questioning has raised some serious questions: Why isn’t Obama in Illinois? Why would he be hiding out in Iraq? Is Hillary’s death squad after him? Is Vince Foster there hiding too? Will Hillary Clinton retaliate by visiting Iraq too?

Some pundits have speculated that Wolf Blitzer really wanted to ask, “Where is Osama?” Undisclosed sources claim that Blitzer was pressured by Hillary Clinton to change the story to Obama as means to discredit the Democrat presidential front runner. Hillary was overheard saying that “…stupid Illinois rednecks can’t spell or read. They still think Elvis alive!”