During a debate on abortion, Florida Senator Mike Bennett was caught surfing porn by Sunshine State News Service. So this would make him a master debater right? Your tax dollars hard at work…

Dr.Ron Paul that is.

My man Zo spells it…

Ron Paul has the prescription that the Mccain and Obama are afraid to take.

Lou Dobbs is really pissed off at George Bush!

To the United States Marine Corps,

This website is based near Toledo, Ohio. Toledo is somewhat famous for many things, most notably Jeep, Tony Packo’s, the Mudhens, Jamie Farr or Klinger from MASH, and most unfortunately, Toledo Mayor Carleton (Carty) Finkbeiner.

Carty Finkbeiner, or better known as “Fuhrer Finkbeiner”, is a jerk.

Before Mayor Finkbeiner erupted into the world spotlight (again) he was mostly known for trying to relocate deaf people to near the airport. Rather insensitive but otherwise a harmless gaff. We in Toledo had hoped that this effort would have spent all of his 15 allotted minutes of fame but no.

Carty Finkbeiner told the United States Marine Corp to get out, and stay out, of Toledo. It seems that the Marines had come to Toledo last Friday to participate in urban warfare training. The location is ideal for this since downtown Toledo is a barren place where no one ventures to during the weekends. After 4:45 pm on a Friday evening it is a ghost town; even the homeless migrate to the suburbs. Not until Monday morning will you see anything but lost out of towners and the delirious drunks that took the wrong expressway exit.

Mayor Finkbeiner claimed that the last time the Marines practiced in Toledo that the locals were afraid. He’s partly correct; they locals were afraid that Carty might prove to be too elusive and escape the Marines and the Mental Health department once again. They had plenty to fear.

In the last several years Mayor Carty Finkbeiner has terrorized the citizens of Toledo by spending taxpayer money faster than a drunken congress. He spent $10,000 dollars on his personal fetish know as “Carty’s Golden Shower”, he has wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars on flowers and ornamental lights to decorate the barren streets of downtown Toledo and the near by ghettos (he could at least bought perennials instead of the now dead and gone annuals). Granted the ghetto looks little bit more quaint than usual but it doesn’t change the fact that Toledo is losing jobs at a record pace under the Finkbeiner regime. The number of frivolous pork projects that he spends money on is far too long to go into at the moment but it is astronomical!

• Mayor Carty Finkbeiner is anti-American and Anti-free speech. Carty tried to suspend the Bill of Rights and deny the Freedom of the Press and Free Speech last year. He was sued by WSPD and lost. This cost the taxpayers even more money; sadly none of which came out of his own pocket.
• A Recall Carty campaign was stifled and strong armed into submission by his cronies and thugs. This is just another example of anti-American behavior by Mayor Finkbeiner.
• Mayor Carty Finkbeiner is a known plagiarist. (That makes him a liar doesn’t it?)
• Mayor Carty Finkbeiner was convicted in shady real estate deal at the expense of Toledo taxpayers (a common theme).
• Mayor Carty Finkbeiner has been involved in countless lawsuits involving physical threats of violence.
• Mayor Carty Finkbeiner has been charged with being a racist on several occasions.
• Mayor Carty Finkbeiner called African-American Fire Chief Mike Bell “King Kong” and then tried to claim that it wasn’t a racial slur.
• Mayor Carty Finkbeiner is insensitive to the handicapped. The deaf at the airport issue is old but just this summer he was caught parking illegally in handicapped parking spots several times.
• Mayor Carty Finkbeiner also abused his dog by locking him inside his car in 95 degree plus temperatures several times.

The list goes on, and sadly on…

Carty puts the “Dick” in dictator.

So as you can see, we in Toledo (and nearby) would like to apologize to the soldiers of the United States Marine Corps and ask that you come back to Toledo and hunt down Mayor Carty Finkbeiner and put him out of our misery for once and for all. Please?

Watch this. Unless you are a Communist or a Fascist you are left with only one logical choice - Ron Paul for President.

President Eisenhower would endorse Ron Paul for President if he were alive today. Why? Eisenhower warned the American public during his farewell address of the very same situation that America has become entangled in today.

Eisenhower’s words…

A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action, so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction…

This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence — economic, political, even spiritual — is felt in every city, every statehouse, every office of the federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society.

In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals so that security and liberty may prosper together.

Now compare that to Dr. Pauls’ words from the Fox debate in South Carolina…

Let me see if I get this right. We need to borrow $10 billion from China, and then we give it to Musharraf, who is a military dictator, who overthrew an elected government. And then we go to war, we lose all these lives promoting democracy in Iraq. I mean, what’s going on here?

Don’t think that Ron Paul is weak on defense or personal liberty either, he’s not. Consider this from February 2005 from the floor of the House of Representatives…

I rise in strong opposition to H.R. 418, the REAL ID Act. This bill purports to make us safer from terrorists who may sneak into the United States, and from other illegal immigrants. While I agree that these issues are of vital importance, this bill will do very little to make us more secure. It will not address our real vulnerabilities. It will, however, make us much less free. In reality, this bill is a Trojan horse. It pretends to offer desperately needed border control in order to stampede Americans into sacrificing what is uniquely American: our constitutionally protected liberty….

Ike would vote for Paul. Why not you?

“In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot.” Mark Twain

Ron Paul is, as Mark Twain suggested, brave, hated and scorned. The mainstream media tries to ignore him. When they don’t ignore him, they portray him as fringe (or worse) candidate. After today’s Tea Party it will be more difficult to marginalize Ron Paul. His average supporter has only donated about $50. This illustrates Paul’s broad base and grass roots support. Paul isn’t finance by the wealthy but by Joe Six Pack. Everyday Americans that are sick of the status quo that the rest of the candidates represent and promote.

Paul’s ability to raise this kind of support and money will most likely put him into the media spotlight and as usual, the media will try again to twist this good news into a smear. You can count on it. If this happens again, be a patriot and join the Ron Paul campaign and help take back our government.

Why vote for the same old crap we’ve been spoon fed for the last 50 years or so? Ron Paul isn’t a political whore, he’s a statesman in the mold of Jefferson and Franklin. Check out the video!

Halloween has come and gone. Children wearing scary costumes begging for candy have now been replaced by scary politicians begging for votes. In a way the tables are turned and the politicians are luring the voters with pie in the sky promises (bribes) as if the voters were children and they’re sexual predators with candy. (OK so maybe some of them actually are.)

Halloween is quaint. The election season is down right frightening!

Toledo Mayor Carleton (Carty) Finkbeiner is far scarier than any conglomeration of boogie monsters, chainsaw wielding misanthropes (I hope Carty doesn’t have a chainsaw!), and knife bearing psychopaths. (Hide sharp utensils from Carty, city council, and county commissioners please.)

Carty Finkbeiner has been terrorizing the populace of Toledo ever since his first term as mayor with only a brief time-out during the Ford regime.

Carty has managed to dodge a recall effort despite allegations that his henchmen bullied the Recallcarty volunteers. Between having “unscheduled” street repairs interfere with the recall petition drive and having petition workers thrown out of the county fairgrounds, Carty managed to hold on to power.

Mayor Carleton Finkbeiner was left to obsess with planting flowers and wasting tax payer money on numerous frivolous efforts.

Mayor Finkbeiner managed to balk on his promise to have Southwick mall rejuvenated in his first year in office. Sure it was a campaign promise so we all know it was just a come-on to stupid voters.

The same stupid voters were treated to an incompetency tax that would fund the city garbage service. Too bad the voters didn’t sign the recall petition. Sad… perhaps you do get the government that you deserve?

Of course Carty Finkbeiner also thought it would be wise to spend $40,000 + on ornamental lighting of a street no one travels down after dark.

Carty also wasted $10,000 of Toledo taxpayer’s money on a golden shower; seems that Carty is fond of showers.

Carty also scared the crap out of anyone who walks or drives the streets by appointing one of his campaign cronies with a history of drunk driving to a highly paid city job that required him to drive. Fortunately the citizens of Toledo were spared their lives and livers when Carty’s serial drunk driver was exposed by the media and he was forced to quit.

And speaking of drunks, Carty vilified the Ottawa county sherif’s department when he was denied visitation of his step son who was playing Otis in the Ottawa county jail. Carty demanded special visitation privileges and was upset that he and his wife couldn’t visit after official hours. Seems that Carty doesn’t believe rules apply to him. Arrogance must be Carty’s middle name.

Mayor Finkbeiner had spare time to become the poster child for animal abuse by locking his dog in a city car when the temperature soared. This was discovered at the same time that he w as caught parking illegally in a handicapped parking spot. So between animal abuse, abuse of authority, and general disdain for the handicapped, Carty hit the arrogance trifecta. Oddly enough, after he was exposed for cooking his dog Scout, he did it again later in the week. If he treats his pet this poorly it’s no wonder the citizens suffer too!

And of course how could we forget how Carty Finkbeiner tried to shred your constitutional rights and trample the First Amendment? Mayor Finkbeiner barricaded himself from the press so that they couldn’t cover press conferences. It took a judge to intervene and force Mayor Finkbeiner to permit free access by the media and expressly WSPD.

So all in all, despite his pronounced arrogance, corruption, and ineptitude, Carty Finkbeiner is still in office. This is just a quick list of some of his obscene behavior. Just be glad he didn’t come to your door on Halloween!

Cyanide and Happiness is a comic strip. Cyanide and Happiness is not PC. It seems to offend on an equal manifest basis though if that makes you “feel” better.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

A bit of humor submitted by a friend…

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

WSPD has won a PERMANENT Restraining Order against Toledo Mayor Carty Finkbeiner in Federal Court. The restraining sustains and confirms the previous temporary writ.
This is a victory for the Constitution, Free Speech, and all citizens of the United States.

Thanks once again to Kevin Milliken and all the rest at WSPD for standing up against tyranny and for our constitutional rights.

WSPD reports on the ruling.

So will this end the political arrogance of Mayor Carty Finkbeiner and his cronies? Sadly we doubt it.

Has anyone else noticed how Hillary Clinton and Ellen DeGeneres look like they could be relatives? Perhaps Hillary is Ellen’s sister or maybe her mother? Your thoughts?